I've been having extra-strange dreams for the past week-or-so. The other night I dreamt that I was at a fancy restaurant with Brent and the characters of How I Met Your Mother. We were all high. I sat there giggling with Marshall [Jason Segel]. I was quickly falling in love with him as he sat across from me, studying my entrée. I had ordered fish but when they gave it to me, the head was still on and it was inside out. I cut into it and the scales were on the inside. I kept asking how it'd happened and then Brent pushed me and I fell out of my seat. I raced him to restrooms at the back of the restaurant. We were really, really high. I stopped when I saw a couple of girls I knew. I asked them why my fish was inside out and one replied "Angie, darling, have you never eaten an inside-out fish before?" in a snooty tone. Brent and I looked at each other and burst into laughter. I woke up giggling.

Two nights ago I dreamt that I was stranded on the side of the road in the middle of the night. My friends had left me to find a tire and it was beginning to rain. A jeep began to slow down, Edward Norton emerged from the vehicle. He asked if I needed any help and suddenly grabbed me. He dipped me and then gave me a deep, passionate kiss. When I was finally upright, Hank Azaria hopped out of the Jeep and gave me a peck on the lips. I shook my head in one of those did-that-really-just-happen motions and then said "Aren't you Ed Norton?!" He said yes and pecked me again before driving off. I hitchhiked home and called Tiff. I couldn't stop yelling about how soft Ed Norton's lips were.

Last night I dreamt that I went back to college to get a double major - Math and Rec & Tourism. They were making me re-take all of my old classes. I moved all of my things back into my dorm room and found that the Withrow sisters were my roommates. They were hooking up with random guys on my bed. I was pissed.